Your Body Is Beautiful And You Are A G o d d e s s
i absolutely adore this but aren’t skinny girls in there? some girls have a high metabolism and they stay relly skinny even if they eat a ton. are they not beautiful?
The american sex education system.
Why are you laughing at me
man carrie was a fuckd up movie
it’s like you’re my mirror
YOU KNOW WHATS FUCKING STUPID
WHEN YOUR FAMILY MAKES YOU GO SOMEWHERE WITH THEM AND YOU TELL THEM YOU DONT WANT TO
AND THEN WHEN YOURE ALREADY OUT THEY BLAME YOU FOR BEING ALL ANGRY AND TELL YOU YOU RUIN EVERYTHING
OH WELL MY FUCKING APOLOGIES
darn it i just saw a private part on the internet
Bunch of goddamn nerds in the same apartment shit man
Use this one mom
plz Bring Vodka to Apt. 1310
abraham linksys nearly killed me
But, I don’t think any of you guys understand how excited I am for Autumn. I’m literally the happiest person alive.
there needs to be a month between august and september
son i have news for you
Whoa. The MLA has officially devised a standard format to cite tweets in an academic paper. Sign of the times.
ebooks, Horse. (horse_ebooks). “Leg Butt” 18 Nov 2011, 12:38 PM. Tweet.
Michael would totally be the type of boyfriend who would take a million pictures of you throughout the day no matter what you were doing and save them in a random folder on his phone and you’d be really confused until after he’d left for tour and he’d send you the really awkward ones where you’re making an ugly facial expression and be like ‘me when I have to wake up early’ or something and he’d think he’s the funniest guy around like ok gordon
Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”
Why does this not have any notes?
lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”
“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”
“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”
when its quiet and something funny happens that makes you immediately bust out laughing